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elise94
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 16:29    Emne: Mylifeisaverage.com Svar med sitat

Det finnes jo en del sånne sider her nå, som f.eks. fmylife.com.
Jeg mener nå at mylifeisaverage er den beste siden.

Her kan vi dele gullkorn fra siden:

Yesterday, we were allowed to wear a costume to school. One quiet girl who always sits in the back wore a criminal outfit. Our teacher was a police officer. He quietly walked over to her seat and stared at her during a test. When she looked up, the teacher opened his mouth to talk when she yelled at the top of her lungs "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" and run out of the classroom. I think that's the first time anyone has heard her talk. MLIA.

Today, I was in a large corn maze and began to be bored. To change this, I decided to yell "Marco!" at the top of my lungs. Off in the distance, I heard a single person yell "Polo!" back equally as loud. We continued for an hour and a half until I found her. We now have a date set up for tomorrow. MLIA

Today was Halloween and I was passing out candy at my house. The old man (about 85) who lives down the street from me said trick or treat when he came to my door. He wasn't dressed in a costume so I asked him what he was. His reply, "I'm Benjamin Button. I'm 7, but I look a lot older." I gave him extra candy. MLIA

Tonight I was babysitting. I have been pretty upset about my recent break up with my ex byfriend. When the girl I was babysitting asked me why I looked so sad, I told her that I had just gone through a tough break up. She nodded and left the room. When she returned, she was holding The Sims video game and said "Let's kill him!" Made my night. MLIA

Vel, jeg ler ihvertfall høyt.
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:20    Emne: Svar med sitat

Hahaha, jeg ler og. x)
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:34    Emne: Svar med sitat

Laughing Hahaha ^^
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:41    Emne: Svar med sitat

Litt Harry Potter:

Today for Halloween I dressed as Hermoine Granger. I was in walking down the street trick or treating when I ran into another person dressed as Hermoine Granger. As soon as she saw me she fell to the ground and moaned "Dumbledore warned me about what might happen with time-turners, I should have listened!" I love Halloween. MLIA

Today, my friends and I went to Newport beach for a bonfire. The guys were trying to be macho and start a fire in the pit, but repeatedly failed. I pointed a stick at the pit and yelled "INCENDIO!" just as I did, the fire started. My friends all think i'm a wizard now, and to be honest, so do I. MLIA

Today was Halloween. I was having a boring time trick-or-treating when I saw a girl dressed as a werewolf and a girl dressed as a vampire suddenly run into each other. The vampire yelled "TEAM EDWARD". I expected the typical "team jacob", but the werewolf looked the vampire blankly and said coldly, "Harry Potter. I support Remus Lupin." Best response ever. MLIA

Vel gjør de narr av Twilight, men herregud så morsomt det er!

Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yea but neither does Edward Cullen!" My older daughter left the dinner table and I think its easy to say who won tonight.

Skjønner noen hva jeg mener? xD
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:46    Emne: Svar med sitat

elise94 skrev:
Litt Harry Potter:

Today for Halloween I dressed as Hermoine Granger. I was in walking down the street trick or treating when I ran into another person dressed as Hermoine Granger. As soon as she saw me she fell to the ground and moaned "Dumbledore warned me about what might happen with time-turners, I should have listened!" I love Halloween. MLIA

Today, my friends and I went to Newport beach for a bonfire. The guys were trying to be macho and start a fire in the pit, but repeatedly failed. I pointed a stick at the pit and yelled "INCENDIO!" just as I did, the fire started. My friends all think i'm a wizard now, and to be honest, so do I. MLIA

Today was Halloween. I was having a boring time trick-or-treating when I saw a girl dressed as a werewolf and a girl dressed as a vampire suddenly run into each other. The vampire yelled "TEAM EDWARD". I expected the typical "team jacob", but the werewolf looked the vampire blankly and said coldly, "Harry Potter. I support Remus Lupin." Best response ever. MLIA

Vel gjør de narr av Twilight, men herregud så morsomt det er!

Today, my 6 year-old daughter was asking me questions about Santa Claus at dinner. My 13 year-old daughter was getting annoyed with all the dumb questions and simply told her younger sister that Santa didn't exist. Instead of being aghast and upset, my younger daughter just said, "Yea but neither does Edward Cullen!" My older daughter left the dinner table and I think its easy to say who won tonight.

Skjønner noen hva jeg mener? xD


HHAHAHA, så utrolig genialt! x'D
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Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA

Today, I found an alligator shaped stapler. Instead of studying for my biology test tomorrow, I spent the day stapling papers together, pretending I was feeding my alligator. I feel like a good pet owner. MLIA.

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- haha, det hadde jeg ikke merket før. xD

Today, our guest speaker at school gave out pens that "never write lies". I decided to test it out and wrote "2+2=". As I was writing "5", the pen stopped working. MLIA

Today, I saw a guy who looked just like Harry Potter, but with blonde hair. I shouted, "Bloody hell Harry, when did you go blonde?". He replied, "Hermione, I was just looking for you. Transfiguration class was a bugger. Can you change it back?". I believe I've found my soulmate.
- jeg vil også møte sånne råtøffe folk! x)
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:57    Emne: Svar med sitat

Jeg vet xD

Today, it was dress as your favorite story book character day. I dressed as Harry Potter, and I saw a random kid that ive never even seen before dressed as Ron. I desided to take the risk and asked, "Ron...is that you?" He then turns to me and says, "Bloody hell! Harry I havent seen you in a long while!" Guess who my new best friend is? MLIA

awwww.

Last night my friend burned her forehead. Not only did she come to school today with a batman band-aid over it, whenever it would sting she put her hand to her head and hissed "Voldemort is near". Now I remember why she's my friend. MLIA

Today, my youngest sister's friends pestered her to give in and read Twilight, so tonight, she put a copy of it in her backpack. Shocked that she would actually read it, I picked it up and opened it to see how far she had gotten. When I opened it I found that she had merely taken the slipcover of our other sister's copy of Twilight and put it on her own copy of Harry Potter 4. So. Proud. MLIA

Hahaha!

Today, my brother broke a silver sharpie and showed his ink-covered hands to our sister, who had just watched the first harry potter movie, and told her he had killed a unicorn. It's been 10 hours and she still won't look him in the eye. My brother is 19 and my sister 20. MLIA

Today, while on a bus with my earphones on, I felt a tap on my shoulder. A really cute stranger told me, "Your phone rang.. but I wanted to hear the whole ringtone, so I didn't tell you." My ringtone is the Harry Potter theme. MLIA

enda en awwww

Today, my Psych class was discussing the intentions behind good and evil. I was completely silent, until the professor called on me for my opinion. I said, "We've got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." I now have an A+ for quoting Sirius Black. MLIA
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 17:58    Emne: Svar med sitat

Mia skrev:
Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA

Today, I found an alligator shaped stapler. Instead of studying for my biology test tomorrow, I spent the day stapling papers together, pretending I was feeding my alligator. I feel like a good pet owner. MLIA.

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
- haha, det hadde jeg ikke merket før. xD

Today, our guest speaker at school gave out pens that "never write lies". I decided to test it out and wrote "2+2=". As I was writing "5", the pen stopped working. MLIA

Today, I saw a guy who looked just like Harry Potter, but with blonde hair. I shouted, "Bloody hell Harry, when did you go blonde?". He replied, "Hermione, I was just looking for you. Transfiguration class was a bugger. Can you change it back?". I believe I've found my soulmate.
- jeg vil også møte sånne råtøffe folk! x)


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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 18:01    Emne: Svar med sitat

Jeg vil heller late som at MLIA står for My Life is Awesome! :-D
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 18:06    Emne: Svar med sitat

Ja, det blir jo sånn Very Happy

Yesterday while handing out candy to trick-or-treaters there was a knock on my door and when I opened it there was no one there. Just as I was about to close the door a saw a young boy dressed up as Edward Cullen walking up to my door. Then another boy dressed up as a police officer ran from behind him, tackled him to the ground, hand-cuffed him and brought him to my door and said, "You're welcome lady, this man is a highly wanted stalker." I gave them all my candy. MLIA.

Haha, ingen liker twilight der inne, og her poster jeg stygge meldinger om twilight..
Innpå twilight forumet xD
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Today my new roomate - who doesn't talk much - brought home a Twilight poster and stuck it up on her wall. I was extremely disappointed until she brought out a set of darts. We spent the next two and a half hours poking holes in the poster.. It. Was. Awesome. MLIA

jeg måtte bare xD
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Haha, det er litt morsomt med Twilight-hatere, egentlig. xD
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InnleggSkrevet: ma. 02 nov. 2009, 18:12    Emne: Svar med sitat

ja, det er det.
Jeg digger twilight, men jeg forstår dem likevel så alt for godt xD
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Jeg forstår dem ikke så veldig godt egentlig - det er jo bare en bokserie, what's the big deal med å hate den så intenst? Men de er morsomme med det hatet sitt. xD

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Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "trick or treat," a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy. They both got extra candy. MLIA

Yesterday for trick-or-treat me and my bf went as Harry and Ginny. We went up to a house and an old lady answered dressed up as Hermione. She looked at us hugged both of us then screames, "Ron, Harry and Ginny came to visit us." Then her husband comes to the door dressed as Ron and gave us both a big hug. I love old people. MLIA

Yesterday for trick-or-treat me and my bf went as Harry and Ginny. We went up to a house and an old lady answered dressed up as Hermione. She looked at us hugged both of us then screames, "Ron, Harry and Ginny came to visit us." Then her husband comes to the door dressed as Ron and gave us both a big hug. I love old people. MLIA
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Today, I bought a necklace. The warning label said "Do not wear around neck, as this product can cause strangulation and death". So where am I supposed to wear it? MLIA

ja, så smart liksom! xD

Today, after seeing so many stories about weird laws on MLIA, I decided to look up some on my own. I discovered that in Kansas, it is illegal for school children to eat their teachers. I'm now wondering how much of a problem that was before the law was created. MLIA.

oisann xD

This morning at 3 a.m. my smoke detectors went off. I panicked when I smelled burning plastic. My smoke detector caught on fire. Ironic? I think so. MLIA

ja, så trygt liksom!
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Sparks will fly, beneath the Luna alight
Lazarus at Frankenstein’s,
Babe, I'll be a flatliner for a heart killer.
A little we die, above the lesser light
for you I'm open wide,
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"I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it."
- Jasper Withlock Hale -- Twilight
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